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Twas the night before Christmas and out on the street,
Nothing was moving not even a jeep.
All was still with nothing in sight
And then what to my wondering eye did I see,
But a Mustang SVT alone at the light.
The moonlight glistened off my wing, oh so gay.
My import was ready to show him the way.
I had NOS and a Turbo on my tiny motor,
I would beat that stang with it?s twin screw supercharger.
I pulled along side and revved up with a fart and
Pointed to the wing on my gay shopping cart.
The light turned green, I was off like a jolt.
While the SVT filled the night sky with smoke.
I called to my Honda four pistons on Basher, on
Crasher, on Smasher and the one knocking,
Onward faster let?s finish this slaughtering. The
Engine did rev, I was moving with action, but just
at that moment the mustang caught traction. With a
grin on his face and an evil look in his eyes, like a
shot from a 50 cal rifle that SVT went by. He
Blew by so fast he spun me round twice. I knew at
that moment I was freshly fried rice. He held
up one finger as he drove into the night, all I saw
was dimming taillights. But I heard him exclaim
as he roared out of sight, ?You stupid ricer, you can?t
beat Blue Oval dynamite."
I?ll meet ya?ll at the track.
So you have a souped up car. What have you done with it? This is your place for Bragging rights. Come on, you deserve. All those hours you spent souping up your car now its time to talk about it.......
1 1989 CRX (all show no go) - 2nd DKN, 2nd Importfest
2. 2002 WRX (all go, no show) - Beat a 911 turbo, M3, C6 just to mention a few (now retired)
3. 2005 350z conv (sexiest car i have ever had) - blingbling and beat a 645CI