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has added a new journalTwo peanuts were walking down the street. One was "assaulted."
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has added a new journalAn elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her father immediately and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back! , and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming for Passover and paying their own airfares."
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has added a new journalTwo antennas fell in love and got married. The wedding ceremony wasnt all that but reception was excellent :)
Gulab-Jamun
My son is just starting Kindergarten will lvoe this joke... :)Actually it was kind of cute..
whyme
WOW. that sucked :D
Sillynerd
LOL! My kinda joke! :p
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has added a new journalA man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he
>>decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong
>>e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
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>>Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home
>>from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail,
>>expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first
>>message, she
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>>fainted.The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on
>>the floor,
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>>and saw the computer screen which read:
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>>To: My Loving Wife
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>>Subject: I've reached
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>>Date: 16 May 2002
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>>I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
>>now, and
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>>you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just
>>reached and
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>>have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for
>>your
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>>arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to Seeing you then! Hope your
>>journey is
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>>as uneventful as mine was.
cherrybell37
lolzzZZzzzzz......Thts the good one
