Some of you may have already read this - I got it from Mali1969, posted in the FOB_MAGNET village! It's been a long time since we've had a laugh in here Enjoy! ;)

Aik admi ne apni wife ko letter likha:

"Iss month Salary kai badlai 100 Kiss bhaij raha hoon"

Wife ne jawab diya:

"AAp kai Salary kai budlai 100 Kiss milai...hisaab bhaij rahi hoon....

Doodhwala 2 kiss main maan gaya,

Teacher ko 7 daini perin.

Sabziwala 7 main nahi maana iss liyai us ko 9 din.

Kiraaeywala sirf kiss sai nahi maana..us ko aur kuch bhi dena pera..

Makaan malik to roz 6-7 lay jaata hai

AAp fiker nahi kerna merai pass abhi 35 kai lagbhag aur hain.

Maheena aaram sai cut jaaey ga"


English translation ( Baltinena )

a man writes his wife a letter:

"for this month instead of sending my salary, i'm gonna send a 100 kisses"

wife writes back:

i got ur 100 kisses instead of ur salary... i'm sending you wat i spent the kisses on....

milkman accepted 2 kisses

had to give the teacher 7

grocery clerk woulnt accept 7 so had to give him 9

rent collector wouldnt just accept kisses only...so had to give him more

landlord wants 6-7 kisses a day

dont you worry about me, i still have 35 kisses left, the month will go by just fine."