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2005 Tax Time???


Dear Canada Revenue Agency

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from the Globe and Mail, wherein you will see the Feds are paying $171.50 for hammers and The Royal Canadian Air Force has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

I am enclosing four toilet seats(value $2400) and six hammers(value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Conservative Election Fund," as noted on my return.

You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from the Globe and Mail detailing how CMHC pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws).

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer
 

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Login to find out (April 26, 2006 at 12:33pm)
well we can wait for the new budget and find out
 
Login to find out (April 26, 2006 at 12:05pm)
Hmmmm and what is that percentage?????
 
Login to find out (April 24, 2006 at 12:42pm)
My friend Qalandarlal on naseeb suggested if any of us owe money this year we should hold back the % of money that will be allocated to the military and write a little note explaining why...hmmm wonder how that will go over?? He's right tho...should we be forced to have our tax dollars go towards something many of us don't support?
 
Login to find out (April 24, 2006 at 11:29am)
You are right Salimac...its really sad
 
Login to find out (April 20, 2006 at 10:34am)
lol...sad but true!