couldn't find the jokes VE so posted this here...

> > > The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
> > > holding
>her hat
> > > on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman
>approached
> > > her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward,
> > > but
>did you
> > > know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I
know,"
>said the
> > > lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." "But, madam, you
>must know
> > > that you are not wearing a panty and your privates are exposed!"
> > > said
>the
> > > gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the
> > > man
>and replied,
> > > "Sir, anything you see down there is 89 years old. I just bought
> > > this
>hat
> > > yesterday!"
> > >
> > >
> > >