>A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE
>black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at
>him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3
pound
>left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
>
>The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and
>brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
>
>In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
>
>The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you
>the answers to the questions everyone always asks me I'm 7 feet tall, I
>weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3
>pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
>
>The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
"Turn
>around!"