Em Abed was taken to the hospital because she was shot in the knee. The doctor asked her how did she get shot, She answered: I was trying to commit suicide.
The doctor asked: Why?
Em Abed Answered: Abu Abed doesn't love me any more. He always says that I am fat and ugly.
The doctor asked: How come you shot yourself in the knee?
She answered: I asked Em Moustafa where my heart is? and she said "just under your breast"