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add all 7omsi jokes here:)
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A HOMSI BUSY ALL DAY??
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make a homsi laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the homsi stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: How do you keep a homsi busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't homsis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the homsi try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: What do you call a homsi in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why did the homsi take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: A homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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homsi #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
homsi #2: "No, who wrote it?"
What about the homsi wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
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homsi: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
homsi: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get
a different answer."
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A homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute,
he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.
click on the link to read the last one in Arabic:)
www.geocities.com
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make a homsi laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the homsi stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: How do you keep a homsi busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't homsis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the homsi try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: What do you call a homsi in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why did the homsi take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: A homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
----------------------------------- ----------
homsi #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
homsi #2: "No, who wrote it?"
What about the homsi wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
----------------------------------- ---------------
homsi: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
homsi: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get
a different answer."
----------------------------------- --------------
A homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute,
he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.
click on the link to read the last one in Arabic:)
www.geocities.com
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A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs
some Cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy - I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll
lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad
things will happen! Absolutely not, you CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription!"
Girl: but I?m a year older than you.
Homsi: OK, I?ll marry you next year!
2 people were walking, one asks the other: "shaef el-kharfoosh 3al balkooneh?" The other asks: "sho ya3ni balkooneh?" :)
got it.... LOL
ok here anozar 7om say joke:
one bolice offisar told a 7omsi..imshee 3al lerseef ya i7maaaaar!! the 7omsi yelled at the cop ma it2oool irseef!
got it?
yea or nay?
Basil, M3aeed? I meant to say stop laughing I can hear you bro :)
hellarious...keep'em coming
Yarah, Sanadra? I will e-mail you sweets...
Eid sa3eed to u too ya hilweh.Btw,how did u find Sandra??I didn't get a chance to talk to her yet.Thanks again ;)