Africa 2005

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Ok so this year I'm going to Africa to celebrate my 21st birthday and I'm not sure where i should go and I'm kinda timid cuz a couple years ago these two guys i know went on a safari and believe it or not they lost their tour guide and got picked up by a tribe of cannibals somewhere in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Fortunately enough they got taken to the chief as he is the supreme arbiter of the local area tribe and one of the tribesman spoke english so he was able to interpret. Anyway the chief told them that he'll let them go if they ran some errands for them and told them to go into the jungle and pick ten pieces of any fruit. So both of them went off and one friend came back with ten grapes, so the chief told him "take those grapes and shove em up ur butt", to that he burst out laughing and said the other guy's coming back with WATERMELONS!!!!

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That girl in that ad above has really long eyebrows it looks like her parents were Burt (from sesame street) and Brooke Shields

what's up with my name? it's up there with batman, superman, spiderman, ironman, etc

Hey Catman, what's up with your name bro? lol

You guys are sooo funny Saud, I should make you my role model. It's just sooo funny, oh my god!

Catman4Ever, beware of Shaka Zulu. LoL. Saud, kitthaa hasaaingaa ray! LOL @ Saud's comment(s)

lol

buga buga

RAAARRR

this JE makes me reminiscent of the one i put on beauty_tips abt a fake zit problem for which many gave advice and even quarreled abt the advice they gave, people are funny

lol @ funny but not haha funny long live Ralph Wiggum!

whoops i mean to say Did i say it was you..

ok good, i am chilled out just don't wanna deal with that topic anymore... haha i feel like a sherni...hahahaha ( no pun intended samsta ;) )

Ok i was just saying..I say it was YOU who did it. I was just saying it looks like it. I wasnt trying to pick a fight. Cant I say anything without you thinking i am picking on you?. Chill out yaar(desi accent). I was just saying. :)

i really wanna go see the pyramids though

i have friends in alexandria, heard it is beautiful! :)

lol Chip :X anyway, I'm going to Egypt in the summer. Can't wait cuz my uncle got shifted to Alexandria. Oh and, I've heard this joke before actually. lol You didn't make it up Ravi.

btw, he IS from india

u guys won't quit, u propose a truce and don't live up to your words...alhamdulillah Allah has given me enough to do, unlike you losers that go around spying on people

ok saud, i don't need to deal with your cr*p anymore, had enough with guys like you, so don't get me started...we ended this earlier...you don't even know who it is, so i would keep my mouth shut if i was you

Yeah i bet u do..it seems to be a made up profile.

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Africa 2005

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