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Aik FOB Ki Kahani


I am verry angry with the ABCDs.They do nothing for the pakistan and hurt shareef pakistani admi.In the chismas brak, I go to my uncle house in the Flarida usa in Amrica.It was verry hot ther all the time.

One day my uncle go to frend house and I go to.I see lot and lot of butiful abcd ladkian and ther also was ladka. Uncle Mubin tell all the ladka and ladki about me.They talk to me nice and I was verry happy that verry butiful ladki verry nice to me. After the lunch all uncles and anties go to awaz festival.I want to go to but my uncle say to stay at frend house so I stay.

I was verry happy that butiful ladki also there.After uncles and anties gone the butiful girls and the boy go to poul in back yard. When I come out all girls and boy wearing the sweeming costumes. The girls verry butiful and I verry happy.I come to.I dont have the sweeming cloth so I come with chaddi only.

I see a ladki hug a ladka and then kiss him. Then butiful ladki start laffing and then ladka to. I think she like me so I laff to and I hold her and kiss her like other ladka. She hit my face and tell me to go away stinki refugi. Then I slap ladki to. When I dont look ladka come in the back and pull my chaddi then all ladka and ladki start laffing.

Then one ladki start throwing the ice at me so I run.But because chaddi was down to my foot i trip and fall.Then bastad ladka take big danda and pick up chaddi with it so I run to get my poor chaddi but he throw over fence.

I go over fence and then I see big uglee kuttah eating my poor chaddi. I think they call it a chichiwa. I try to pull chaddi from kutta and abcds laffing and calling me chaddiwala and taco and taco bel. The kutta make noise to much that I get scared and do the pishab on my leg and on the kutta. Then I hit kutta with big danda and kutta go away and leave my chaddi. I put on my chaddi and run back to the house. Then abcds also have my pant and qameez so I run to get it but they push me to wall and start punching my belli. I get hurt so much but abcds dont stop.They hit me so much that I start doing the ultee. They take hose and spray me then start calling me laloo pait and stinki refugi.

When abcd ladka was going to punch me more then butiful abcd ladki dont let him. I thinking that this is achhi abcd ladki. She so butiful.

Then she come closer and i try to smile at her. Then she smile to and then she kick my ball and I fall with so much pain.

Then abcds take away my poor chaddi again and I never see it for my whole life!!!! when uncles and anties come back they ask me why I am nanga and abcd ladki say I was nanga because I try to kiss her. My uncle send me back to the pakistan and say dont come back to Amrica.
 

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Login to find out (May 30, 2005 at 2:30am)
GQLA, I think Wiranorman is challenging you to another story. I can't count on aik haat how many times I would slowly get into my ABCD accent as I started to express heavier stuff. Sometimes the person I am talking to would start to smile before commenting/laughing :>(
 
Login to find out (May 29, 2005 at 11:07pm)
yes, quite funny...as funny as an ABCD trying to speak proper urdu...
 
Login to find out (May 29, 2005 at 8:29pm)
What's up with the ABCD ladka and the FOB's chaddi? Was he Pathan? My tongue got tired reading it with the desi accent. Brilliant!
 
Login to find out (May 20, 2005 at 11:43pm)
I was reading this at work and LMAO and my colleagues looked at me a few times wondering what the heck I was laughing at...anywho, it is a great article :)
 
Login to find out (May 20, 2005 at 2:27pm)
Thanks Stajani. I'm glad you liked it :)
 
Login to find out (May 20, 2005 at 1:16pm)
lol...this is too funny..hahahaha..hysterical...LMAO. .