Akward Moments

Login to find out (September 29, 2005 at 8:32am)

haha beeders... the rabbit episode..classic

Login to find out (September 29, 2005 at 5:14am)

LOL @ LM.... awwee, poor little hijabi girl... how embarrassing. That reminds me of our 8th grade field trip to the lake. There were a couple of other schools there as well. Most everyone was swimming and was wearing bathing suits. One of my friends had a one-piece (kinda like those bodyglove suits) that have a zipper going midway down the front. As we were getting ready to leave, we were just hanging out by the bus while other schools were already loading up and seated. One of her friends was messing around w/ her and distracted her long enough to grab her zipper and pull it open. She was so shocked/embarrased and distracted by giving the prankster a hard time that she didn't even realize that the zipper was still open and she was all "hanging out". What's worse is that she unwittingly flashed all the boys on the busses from the other schools. They were screaming and howling and whistling.... I never seen a white girl turn so red.

Login to find out (September 29, 2005 at 4:56am)

Dude... I just had an awkward moment earlier. My dad was flippin channels and Sex and the City came on (I really haven't seen it before) and they're talking about relationships over coffee.... and suddenly they get into a full on discussion about vibrators...
oh, I see you got your first vibrator.
No, no... I got THE vibrator.
Really?
Yes, I think I'm in love!
Well, a vibrator doesn't send you birthday cards, a vibrator doesn't take you on vacation, a vibrator doesn't buy you roses, a vibrator doesn't remember your anniversary........

And this whole scene is taking place and my dad is like totally intently listening and I'm totally feeling like an idiot cuz right before that dialog, there was some comments made that were really really funny and I was laughing out loud at them (e.g. - the reason he left it on that channel) and then they start talking about vibrators and I'm wishing I could sink into hide-a-bed!

Login to find out (September 28, 2005 at 5:46pm)

lol u'll be fine..just do what ur parents did...and im sure ur kids will turn out great! ;) ...OH i have an awkward moment...years ago when i was in high skool..i had gym class with this really conservative hijabi...she got along with my crazy azz very well...anyways one day we were changing and talking and well...how do i put this in the best way possible...she flashed me...lol...i dont know how it happened...but i saw one out of two of the "girls"....she was really fair skinned and i saw her turn pink, then red and then some weird shade of blue cuz she was so embaressed...she knew i saw it..i knew i saw it...but i just played it off like i didnt see anything and continued to lotion up my ashy elbows...with any of my other girl friends i wouldve been dying of laughter and exploiting the b00b all over skool...but i felt so bad cuz she was so embaressed...funny now..awkward then...lol

Login to find out (September 28, 2005 at 10:22am)

yea i guess your right LM. i just keep thinkin bout when i become a parent and what i'm gonna do. especially nowadays with women walkin around butt naked and not even thinkin twice about it. man i dont think i'm gonna have kids nemore.

Login to find out (September 28, 2005 at 8:48am)

lol...hasan..ur parents raised u right...trust me thats worth more than a night of mackin :)

Login to find out (September 27, 2005 at 7:55pm)

hahahahaha man tariq that was clowning man. but yea i hate how your parents just force u to be gay without saying anything. its just taht look. i mean how the hell do they do it!!! and what do you mean my mommu encourages pimpin he taught me ALMOST everything i know. lol jk jk

Login to find out (September 27, 2005 at 3:48pm)

eeeewwww...@tariqs nasty reference at Monica....

LOL out Tanveer...the pimp meister!

Login to find out (September 27, 2005 at 2:30pm)

mommu encourages pimpin?...sweeeeet...lol

Login to find out (September 27, 2005 at 12:53pm)

lol thank you ladies but no the gay thing is that i had to act gay cuz my parents were there. thats what pisses me off. i mean i could have had a good time made her laugh but no the parentals had to be right there. and NO i much rather would have had mommu tanveer around lol.

Login to find out (September 27, 2005 at 11:57am)

Hasan - don't worry about it you left the girl wanting more =) In some weird paradox you probably got the girl to like you - we are weird, just deal with it =)

Login to find out (September 27, 2005 at 10:51am)

hahahha...ooooh pooor baby...I am sure she thought you were just shy! Chin up sweetie...rather ur parents than uncle Tanveer! (H)

Login to find out (September 27, 2005 at 10:31am)

LOL awwwwwwww hassan!!...ur so adorable...but i see u have inherited tanveer's "game"..lol jk...that really sucks though!!...and yes..parents are ALWAYS around...even when u dont think theyre there...ohhh theyre there!!..like a monkey on ur back...lol

Login to find out (September 27, 2005 at 10:26am)

so this weekend my family was invited to this desi party. so me and my family went, and at this party i saw some really fine desi chicks. now no offense but damnit you never see fine desi chicks here in Indiana. sometimes on eid or something but otherwise you never see nebody even somewhat fine. so yea i was sitting at this table checkin this girl out. of course i wasn't making it obvious but you know how we do. so then i don't know what happened maybe she caught me glancing at her a few times but she started to walk to my table. i'm sitting there like what is she doing?? cuz my parents are like sitting 2 tables down. so then she sat down at my table and started talkin to me and i just sat there and gave like these pathetic one worded answers because i didnt' want my parents to think that i was conversing with a human of the opposite sex. so yea she sat there for like 5 mins and then left after i pretty much blew her off. it sucked so bad. it was prolly one of the most akward moments i have ever had, and at the same time i blew off a fine desi chick. i just hate having parents right behind u wherever you go.

Login to find out (September 23, 2005 at 1:52pm)

Inshallah......LOL..hahahah eeeeew!

Login to find out (September 23, 2005 at 1:32pm)

heh...yeah it's a crazy story...but then...I've had to live with the image of a nang-dharang desi guy climbing onto an auntie burned into my mind for the past 10 years...some things i wish i could forget...brownboyy - yeah the horny molvis are crazy...heard about one who wanted to go give da'wah to the lakers cheerleaders at a basketball game...then there's the old joke about the three molvis sitting on a park bench when a fine girl walks by; one says, "Masha Allah!" the second says, "Alhamdulillah!" and the third rubs his hands together and goes, "Insha Allah!"

Login to find out (September 23, 2005 at 10:11am)

LOL man hassan i got to give u props for that story. that was funnylarious for real. i hate it when all the molvi saabs and everyone is always like oh yes i'm so religious and then they stare at every single woman that passes them. damn those molvis

Login to find out (September 22, 2005 at 7:59pm)

this one time at band camp....

Login to find out (September 22, 2005 at 3:19pm)

OMG.. you guys are hilirious. I laughed so hard I almost peed in my pants..

OK.. too much info .. I know.

Login to find out (September 22, 2005 at 2:37pm)

ROTFLMAO!!!! stooooooopppp!!!! ****gasping for breath****
GOING TEE-TOO!!!!!!

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