Finally, spring is here: most of the snow is gone (really, who cares about all the other provinces when everyone knows that Ontario IS the centre of Canada??), caterpillars are turning into butterflies, and the sun is finally shining.

The last point specifically is the reason for this alert. The days are going to get hotter and hotter; naturally, some individuals might wish to test out the saying 'it's SO hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk'.

So fellow eggheads, be on the alert! Remember, only with constant vigilance can we prevent the unnecessary spillage of yolk!!