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In an airplane over the atlantic, the pilot announces: "The plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out." The baggage is thrown out as the pilot suggested.
"We're still losing height, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin". Despite more things being thrown out, the plane continues its descent.
"Still going down, we must throw out some people, " (a big gasp from the passengers) "but to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. A, any Africans on board?" No-one moves.
"B. Any Blacks on board?" No-one moves.
"C. Any Caribbeans on board?" Still no-one moves.
A little AFRICAN boy asks his dad: "Dad. What are we?"
Dad: "Son, TODAY we are Zulus"
"We're still losing height, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin". Despite more things being thrown out, the plane continues its descent.
"Still going down, we must throw out some people, " (a big gasp from the passengers) "but to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. A, any Africans on board?" No-one moves.
"B. Any Blacks on board?" No-one moves.
"C. Any Caribbeans on board?" Still no-one moves.
A little AFRICAN boy asks his dad: "Dad. What are we?"
Dad: "Son, TODAY we are Zulus"



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