An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....

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>>>"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya wood".

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>>>So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

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>>>"Incredible" he says, "there is a ?20 note lodged up here."

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>>>Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then

>>>a ?10 note appears.

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>>>"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to

>>>do?"

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>>>"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.

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>>>The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and

>>>another and

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>>>another and another, etc.... Finally the last note comes out and

>>>no more appear .

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>>>"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's much batter. How much was

>>>indare den?"

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>>>The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "?1,990

>>>exactly."

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>>>"Ah, dat'd be roit", says the Irishman,

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>>>I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.......