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..... and the search continues


A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon A bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and Lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if She got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope, sorry Three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a one-wish Genie. So...what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop Fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs,Jews and Americans become friends . It will bring about World peace and harmony."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be Reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands Of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for Five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't Think it can be done. Make another wish and please be Reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never Been able to find the right man. You know, one that's Considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the House cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my Family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is Faithful. That's what I wish for .. A good man."

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see that map again."
 

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Login to find out (January 5, 2006 at 12:31pm)
LOL


Peace
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2006 at 7:47am)
uffoo DOC i iz right here yaar :(
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2006 at 7:46am)
hahaha that's hilarious LOL...i luv it.
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2006 at 7:24am)
yaar where is FON i needed some advice and she aint here
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2006 at 6:31am)
wow imagine if a genie could grant that wish!
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2006 at 6:11am)
hahahaha - this can't be a joke.. this has to be true :S