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Are all men obsessed - part 2!
Read the other 1 first then you will know whats going on... I couldnt resist winding him up again a bit later when he made another chat request....
mani303: hi
nussie: hi
mani303: hows u ?
nussie: im fine how r u
mani303: i m ok
mani303: went to friend had a nihari there
nussie: meet anyone nice
mani303: lol
mani303: yeah called nussie ;)
nussie: flattery will get you far
mani303: ok
nussie: lol
nussie: what else
mani303: nothing
mani303: just in bed now
nussie: bumped into any large chested ladies lately?
mani303: hahhahaha
mani303: no yaaar
mani303: aisi kismat kahan
nussie: why not...
mani303: just look at u
mani303: u even not telling me whats urs
nussie: what do you mean?
nussie: not telling you whats mine?
mani303: chest size
mani303: have feeling that must have nice ones
nussie: does it matter?
mani303: just want to know hows my guess is
nussie: how can you can 'feel' anything your in manchester and im in London!
mani303: but just tell me isnt it true
nussie: is what true?
mani303: u have at least 36 d
nussie: mmm...
mani303: what number bra u are u must know it
nussie: how do you know about bra numbers anyway?
nussie: Do you wear them?
mani303: lol
mani303: excuse me i work as a stock takers
mani303: so work in debenhams and mothercare too
mani303: so thats how i know it
nussie: That must be really exciting for you - to get your hands on womens underwear!
nussie: even if it is still in the packet....! lol
mani303: no they have got them on hangers
mani303: so we can touch it
nussie: Oh thats even better then!
mani303: ;)
nussie: Your friends must get jealous...
mani303: excuse me thats just garments
mani303: not live kurriyan
nussie: The 'live kurriyan' must be in the store picking what to buy?
nussie: You probably get tempted to follow them into the changing room...!
mani303: no we do our work when store is closed
mani303: and listen can u chat abt something else u making me horney
mani303: and i have no mood in shaging myself at this of night
nussie: what does that mean?
nussie: shagging yourself?
mani303: plz nassie maaf kar do mujhay
nussie: sorry.... what?
mani303: u making me hot by talking like this
nussie: oh sorry
nussie: its only underwear everyone wears it...
mani303: :)
mani303: no talking abt it ith a girl making me hot
mani303: not the garments
nussie: ok
mani303: or u can ring me and we can discuss it
mani303: ;)
nussie: discuss what?
mani303: bra sizes and underwear
nussie: no I think I will have an early night tonight...
nussie: bye
mani303: hi
nussie: hi
mani303: hows u ?
nussie: im fine how r u
mani303: i m ok
mani303: went to friend had a nihari there
nussie: meet anyone nice
mani303: lol
mani303: yeah called nussie ;)
nussie: flattery will get you far
mani303: ok
nussie: lol
nussie: what else
mani303: nothing
mani303: just in bed now
nussie: bumped into any large chested ladies lately?
mani303: hahhahaha
mani303: no yaaar
mani303: aisi kismat kahan
nussie: why not...
mani303: just look at u
mani303: u even not telling me whats urs
nussie: what do you mean?
nussie: not telling you whats mine?
mani303: chest size
mani303: have feeling that must have nice ones
nussie: does it matter?
mani303: just want to know hows my guess is
nussie: how can you can 'feel' anything your in manchester and im in London!
mani303: but just tell me isnt it true
nussie: is what true?
mani303: u have at least 36 d
nussie: mmm...
mani303: what number bra u are u must know it
nussie: how do you know about bra numbers anyway?
nussie: Do you wear them?
mani303: lol
mani303: excuse me i work as a stock takers
mani303: so work in debenhams and mothercare too
mani303: so thats how i know it
nussie: That must be really exciting for you - to get your hands on womens underwear!
nussie: even if it is still in the packet....! lol
mani303: no they have got them on hangers
mani303: so we can touch it
nussie: Oh thats even better then!
mani303: ;)
nussie: Your friends must get jealous...
mani303: excuse me thats just garments
mani303: not live kurriyan
nussie: The 'live kurriyan' must be in the store picking what to buy?
nussie: You probably get tempted to follow them into the changing room...!
mani303: no we do our work when store is closed
mani303: and listen can u chat abt something else u making me horney
mani303: and i have no mood in shaging myself at this of night
nussie: what does that mean?
nussie: shagging yourself?
mani303: plz nassie maaf kar do mujhay
nussie: sorry.... what?
mani303: u making me hot by talking like this
nussie: oh sorry
nussie: its only underwear everyone wears it...
mani303: :)
mani303: no talking abt it ith a girl making me hot
mani303: not the garments
nussie: ok
mani303: or u can ring me and we can discuss it
mani303: ;)
nussie: discuss what?
mani303: bra sizes and underwear
nussie: no I think I will have an early night tonight...
nussie: bye
Comments on this journal
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WOMEN ARE OBSESSED WITH MEN WITH MONEY!!
....but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.
He shouldn't let his mind wander like that- it's far too small to be let out on its own. P:
Fuzed: oi nonny, are you saying I am a nun. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people. :P
I didnt realise about the meaning of con "fuzed". I was thinking more intellectually:
The word fuse (spelt fuze in some contexts) has several meanings:
shell containing high explosive (TNT or various RDX mixes) painted olive drab. A fuze adapter is screwed into the body and brazed in place. An eyebolt lifting plug is screwed into the fuze well to assist in loading, it is removed and replaced with a fuze for firing.
Nussie: Yeah we need a whole new JE for Fob-Fuzed!
"How to tell the FOBs from the normal people by their username!"
BTW - Fuzed did you leave out the 'con' in your name?
on purposed?! :P
You are about as innocent as a Nun doing press-ups in your local gym. (By the way, you do remember how to get to your gym dont you!). P:
Everyone: I am really the one behind Fuzed's writing ability. His fobby english spelling/ grammar would have given his fobbiness away. But no more, the secret is out.
You can be yourself now Fuzed. P:
easy big man SKY how u been bro? long time.
Lend him the blow up doll? OH u mean the one u lent me first and said u wanted her back? ;)