> > 25 Signs to prove that you've grown up:
> >
> > 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
> > 2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.
> > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> > 4. 6am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
> > 5. You hear your favourite song in a lift 6. You watch the Weather
> > Channel.
> > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
> > 8. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.
> > 9. Jeans and a jumper no longer qualify as "dressed up."
> > 10. You're the one calling the police because those %& @# kids next door
>won't turn down the stereo.
> > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
> > 12. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
> > 13. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
> > 14. Sleeping on the sofa makes your back hurt.
> > 15. You take naps from noon to 6 pm.
> > 16. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
>one.
> > 17. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset,
>rather
>than settle, your stomach.
> > 18. If you're a gal, you go to the chemist for ibuprofen and antacid,
>not
>condoms and pregnancy tests.
> > 19. A ?4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
> > 20. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
> > 21. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
>drink that much again."
> > 22. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
> > 23. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
> > 24. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
>instead of asking "Oh s*$# - what happened?
> > 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
> > doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
>Then
>you forward it to a bunch of old friends because you know they'll enjoy it
>and do the same.
> >