HUSBAND SHOPPING CENTER!!



Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women

could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five

floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you

ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to

choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go

back down except to leave the place, never to return.



A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some

husbands... First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have

jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's

better than not having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's

further up?" So up they went. Second floor The sign read, "These men have

high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, said

the ladies. But, I wonder what's further up?



Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are

extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow!

Said the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they

went.



Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying

jobs,love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and

have a strong romantic streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be

awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went. Fifth

floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to

prove that women are impossible to please. Goodbye.