HUSBANDS
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,
where awoman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entranceis a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLYONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. ... You maychoose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up afloor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to shop a husband bargain. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow,"
she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
are drop-deadgood looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!

"Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- deadgorgeous,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak

Sheis so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor
and the signreads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

There are no men onthis floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossibleto please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

FOR>>> all men for a good laugh

and FOR all bargain hunter women to face the truth...