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Attention Hydro Boys (Parody to Attn Hydro girls)


I have noticed that I am almost always harrassed by the Desi Female Clubbers when filling up my Gas at a Gas Station (next to the Desi Club).

I try to avoid interaction by pretending I dont speak English while filling up gas (even during the 100+ degree heat of the summer!). But still, those haramis manage to squeeze in and ask, "Hey Hot Hyderabadi Stud, Are you from Old City?" .

Aaarrgh, I have actually had my driver's side window knocked on by the ABCD Female Clubbers, who once I put it down, proceeded to "line mar"....GROSS!!!!

So Hydro Boys, I ask you- have you had similar experiences? Is every Hyderabadi Guy harrassed by these too much perfume wearing, poorly groomed hair, besharam ABCDs when they pull up for gas or even pass by Jewel Osco or Dominicks on weekend?

If so, please share your experiences and/or input. And, if you have any strategies for disengagement, that would be most appreciated as well.

Oh yeah, and you pottiyaa- ur advice is appreciated as well. Lekin sar pe charjao mat ;)

I think next time the Female Clubber tries to initiate unwarranted contact, I will break out my "Challo bhaago jee... Nakko cheydo meyku"

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
 

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Login to find out (June 3, 2005 at 10:56am)
Hyderabadi larki club mai?
 
Login to find out (May 31, 2005 at 6:26pm)
Someone took that seriously..
 
Login to find out (May 31, 2005 at 3:18pm)
ok STOP. chillarpana bandh karo.
 
Login to find out (May 31, 2005 at 1:28pm)
Amer yaar wooh hee toh Tragedy thum loga kee life may. Tooh aak shaadi shuday Auraat koh pyaar karta hay. Jhoot maat bool..saach bool day.. aapay pyaar ka izhaar karday yaar...SamH koh bool day tooh usay ketna pyaar kartaha. Thum loga apnay Hyd Village kay Layla-Majnoo hain. a real life love story that in the end will go wrong..eventually :-(
 
Login to find out (May 31, 2005 at 11:30am)
Saud, kyaa borra ray thu? PanParag mey therey kuch milaawaa hai. LoL. SamH aur Mai: Thawbaah Thawbaah! Unnay BeePasha ki hai. Mai tho khaab may bhi kissi ki beewee kay baray mai nai sochthau. OneMozLuv2, mai koi looks-pooks nai dheyrau. Unloggaich merey pichay bhaagkay aathay. Mai "This is Haraam" bolkay bhaagthau.
 
Login to find out (May 31, 2005 at 9:34am)
Amer, i must ask what kind of looks are you giving to these girls?
 
Login to find out (May 30, 2005 at 11:34pm)
Guys dont u think Amermirza and SamH are secretly madly in love with each other? They act like the hate each other but in reality its all different. Its so cute to see them bicker like two Hobo's trying to buy beer at a gas station. All i can say is "isnt love mysterious" when opposites attract :). Love on my hydro/guju brother?ns.
 
Login to find out (May 30, 2005 at 10:37pm)
I am out of touch... kya hoo raha hai yahaa per?
 
Login to find out (May 30, 2005 at 1:54am)
yeah i agree sam zulfi syed is da sh*t lol
 
Login to find out (May 29, 2005 at 8:25pm)
but speaking of aesthetics, have any of you girls checked out Zulfi Syed? OMG, what a hottie...he's not Hydro though- he's a Bangalori Muslim (if not practicing, at least by name). HOT I tell you...third-degree burn smoking hot!
 
Login to find out (May 29, 2005 at 8:06pm)
and why should I read your JE on racist comments? were you suggesting that I made a racist comment by stating that you look like a Gujarati? that was not intended to be a racist comment at all; just an opinion. but if you consider my comment racist, then maybe it suggests the term "Gujju" has certain undesirable connotations to it, which then indirectly reveals your inner sentiments (not mine!) about people of Gujarati origins. just a thought.
 
Login to find out (May 29, 2005 at 4:30pm)
SamH, if u meant I Look Non-Hydro, I find it very funny. Even if I look 'non-hydro', once I start talkin everyone says "Array BaapRay, he is THE CHOSEN ONE aka DANGEROUS HYDRO". Saud, Sai borrau kyaa miya ? (Btw, SamH, I request u to read my JE about racist comments).
 
Login to find out (May 29, 2005 at 4:10pm)
Well Amer in your naseeb pics, it looks like the trademark on your forehead reads G-U-J-J-U. Just FYI :)
 
Login to find out (May 29, 2005 at 2:31pm)
Sabars, it is happening at almost every gas station. I have a trademark of "hyderabadi" on my forehead (I think).
 
Login to find out (May 29, 2005 at 1:48pm)
haha...i had a desi girl ask me in "urdu" if i was desi...the whole time i was thinking what if i wasnt a desi i wouldnt understand what she was saying..dont you think you should ask in english ?!?!
 
Login to find out (May 29, 2005 at 1:48am)
hahahahahah....that's too funny...what gas station is this?...i have never heard of something like this...outrageous! and btw how did they know ur hyderabadi?
 
Login to find out (May 1, 2005 at 2:26am)
Area51, kyaa yaar thu thel key pichey pudgayaa. theri photo mey thu bhi tho thel lagaaywaa hai. Gel hai nakko bol. Thu meyku accha idea dheeya yey Saudi key thel kaa. Mai abh apni gaadi may coconut oil daalungaa. Phir wo manhoos gas station bhi nai jaana padingaa.
 
Login to find out (May 1, 2005 at 2:18am)
Amer, array bhai oil tho fuel-ich hay na. Phir wo saudis kya baych ray oil nai tho? Aapka naam dangeroushydro kyoon hai? Kyoon ki aapkay baal flammable hai. Hahahaha.
 
Login to find out (May 1, 2005 at 2:15am)
786 or 420 or 007 or 911 are typical desi numeric passwords.
 
Login to find out (May 1, 2005 at 2:14am)
Area51, that is not fuel, that is thel (aka Oil). Mai tho waasay gas bharaakay nikalthau. Aur woh bacchiyaa ghetto nai hai, unlogaa ABCD-EFGHIJKLMNOP.. hai.