A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs.
The
son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as
he can, with love and compassion.


After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad
takes
him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders
up
the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons
looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief,
the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The
bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,
shocked, begs his son to drink again.


The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his
head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The
father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons
chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair.


By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches
down,
grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks
God.
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to
the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a
truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The
father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says... "He should have
quit while he was a head!"