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Bush & Condi


>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
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>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China .
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>George: Great. Lay it on me.
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>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China .
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>George: That's what I want to know.
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>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
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>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China ?
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>Condi: Yes.
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>George: I mean the fellow's name.
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>Condi: Hu.
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>George: The guy in China.
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>Condi: Hu.
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>George: The new leader of China .
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>Condi: Hu.
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>George: The main man in China!
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>Condi: Hu is leading China
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>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
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>Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
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>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ?
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>Condi: That's the man's name.
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>George: That's who's name?
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>Condi: Yes.
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>George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China ?
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East
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>Condi: That's correct.
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>George: Then who is in China ?
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Yassir is in China ?
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>Condi: No, sir.
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>George: Then who is?
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Yassir?
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>Condi: No, sir.
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>George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China . Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
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>Condi: Kofi?
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>George: No, thanks.
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>Condi: You want Kofi?
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>George: No.
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>Condi: You don't want Kofi.
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>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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>Condi: Kofi?
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>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
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>Condi: And call who?
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>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
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>Condi: Hu is the guy in China
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>George: Will you stay out of China?!
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
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>Condi: Kofi.
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>George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
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Login to find out (October 17, 2005 at 5:15am)
THIS IS SO GOOD,,,,,, SO NUSSIE WHERE DID YOU NICK THIS FROM,,,,,,, AND REMEMBER, DON'T LIE ITS RAMADAN!!!
 
Login to find out (October 16, 2005 at 10:16am)
LOL ..Thanks Londonmale...it was funnier.
 
Login to find out (October 15, 2005 at 4:58pm)
if you can listen to the actually audio clip of this comedy sketch its even funnier ..you can hear it at ...

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Login to find out (October 14, 2005 at 4:36pm)
good one...could even be true. :P
 
Login to find out (October 14, 2005 at 4:52am)
Hillarious!..
 
Login to find out (October 13, 2005 at 10:21am)
Reminds me of the ol' Abbot n Costello flicks. Some how, I can actually visualise dat happenin!
 
Login to find out (October 13, 2005 at 8:36am)
LMAO!!!! very good!
 
Login to find out (October 13, 2005 at 8:25am)
Kofi anyone? oops ur fasting... no not that FAST!!!
 
Login to find out (October 13, 2005 at 8:19am)
LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ,,,,,OH NUSSIE BABE,,,, THATS WAS SO FUNNY,,,,,,,,,