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Can of peaches...
Jamal don't go getting any ideas!
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can, and she replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas.
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can, and she replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas.
Comments on this journal
my kid just made a joke (not intentionally i dont think.. ) me: where have all the digestives gone ? mini me: they're in my tummy now.. digesting.. :#
'tubby custard tubby custard and on n on n on'
how is your married life btw?? how's your wifey?