Comebacks To "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"

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Comebacks To "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"

You haven't asked yet.

I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

Because I just love hearing this question.

Just lucky, I guess.

It gives my mother something to live for.

My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.

I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.

I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

It didn't seem worth a blood test.

I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.

I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

Why aren't you thin?

I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.

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LOL Dazz..hahahaha...Pez: good one :)

Life insurance policies... that's why people get married....

u are a podiatrist???

note to self...dont go to docali...might change feet to hooves

Docali: thats all, I have health insurance and its all free ;)

get ur legs broken sweetheart and there i will be for u and ur love only just for 2000 $.

docali: never mind..man you should go and practice your medical....go save some people ;)

so they did congrats :) thats y ppl get married

docali: my parents fell in love and got married...

y do ppl get married ? ask ur dad staj

zee: you are too funny girl..lol..hahahaha...

Before marriage: because they arent getting laid enough
After married: Because they arent getting laid at all

I always pitty the old aunties who look misreable all the time being married..i dont get it..is marriage really that bad??? why is everyone unhappy after being married?? why do people get married???

help meaning when they come to me and say, mummy i need help finding someone.

lol...even if they wanted to use the excuses we do...they didnt have a choice...it was their parents' choice. Arranged marriages central WITH NO CONVICTION.

plus id only help my child/children if they needed it... i would spring a chicken on them

DOC ROFL

but aunties had been gals too once did they think the same ? and will ur next generations be using the same fu for all of u :) that will be cool wont it be dazzling ? and guess wat they say couples r made in heavens so u ladies dont need to worry as u can come to hell and u wont have to marry . hell yeah

lol

i think its more about what we think of telling the aunties rather than actually telling them and just smiling and thinkin f.u to biatch.

but my tactic works! tried and accomplished

pez and gulslan, girls, the aunties where you live must dispense less chapairs than the ones here.. we would never get away with those lines..

GULSLAN ROFL...thats hilarious yaar lol.

I am married now but for years I use this to avoid marriage," I need only one A$$ in my life and I already have one in me"

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Comebacks To "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"

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