Little Johnny's neighbours had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the
hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking Of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Little Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful
baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little
hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." The mother said,
"Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
The mother proudly replied," Yes... we are so thankful, the Doctor
said he will have 20/20 vision"

Little Johnny replied, "That's great....cuz he'd be f**ked if he
needed glasses."