Daddy's Home!!
> > Phone Call
> >
> > ((((RING))))
> >
> > **Pick Up**
> >
> > "Hello?"
> >
> > "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
> >
> > "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul "
> >
> > After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
> > Uncle Paul "
> >
> > "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right
> > now"
> >
> > Brief Pause
> >
> > "Uh, okay then, .this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
>the
> > table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy
>that
> > Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
> >
> > "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
> >
> > A few minutes later the little girl comes back to
> > the phone.
> >
> > "I did it Daddy"
> >
> > " And what happened honey?" he asked
> >
> > "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
>ran
> > around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
> > dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
> >
> > "Oh m y God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"
> >
> > "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and
>he
> > jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he
> > didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. he hit
>the
> > bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
> >
> > ***Long Pause***
> >
> > ***Longer Pause**
> > Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486-5731 ??
> >
> > ((((RING))))
> >
> > **Pick Up**
> >
> > "Hello?"
> >
> > "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
> >
> > "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul "
> >
> > After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
> > Uncle Paul "
> >
> > "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right
> > now"
> >
> > Brief Pause
> >
> > "Uh, okay then, .this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
>the
> > table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy
>that
> > Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
> >
> > "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
> >
> > A few minutes later the little girl comes back to
> > the phone.
> >
> > "I did it Daddy"
> >
> > " And what happened honey?" he asked
> >
> > "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
>ran
> > around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
> > dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
> >
> > "Oh m y God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"
> >
> > "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and
>he
> > jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he
> > didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. he hit
>the
> > bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
> >
> > ***Long Pause***
> >
> > ***Longer Pause**
> > Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486-5731 ??


