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David Kates


David Kates was a kid who used to live in the neighborhood.
We had one of those soft nerf footballs and we'd spend the afternoons throwing it around and playing a few games of touch football, that is until David Kates would show up. When he would, there would be a sudden collective feeling of dread. No one wanted to play football with David Kates. Why you ask? Because he was notorious for picking his nose and wiping it ON THE BALL. It didn't matter what kind of mucus we were talking about. In summers it was the long, dried up kind. As the seasons changed and the leaves turned brown, so too would his snot change. We'd get the extra wet sticky type as the weather got colder. Oh David Kates, how many games of football you did transform into tormented rounds of boogerball instead....everyone has a David Kates somewhere in their past...
 

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Login to find out (May 7, 2005 at 3:15am)
Donald Grinker eh? Sounds like a nose picker to me. They've always got names like that. Or Peter Shnatz. That's another definite nose picker right there...
 
Login to find out (May 6, 2005 at 12:10pm)
I did that a lot in first grade...
 
Login to find out (May 6, 2005 at 12:10pm)
If you don't have glue for a little kid's art project... wet snot works just as well, it doesn't harm the environment either...
 
Login to find out (May 5, 2005 at 7:23pm)
ppl here are really snotty for not sharing their snot-stories!
 
Login to find out (May 5, 2005 at 11:04am)
Hi Smartpinky, about this group. I guess now that winter is fading into spring, it's hard for people to work up the same kinda colds that they used to. If anyone has spring allergies, step up to the plate and tell us your worthwhile snot-stories. I know you've got some!!!
 
Login to find out (May 5, 2005 at 1:10am)
dutche, if u replied to my comment, i can't reply back cuz i can't read it..
 
Login to find out (May 5, 2005 at 12:45am)
i hope david kates is still out there,,, teaching his
kids at little league this trickeroo..
 
Login to find out (May 5, 2005 at 12:44am)
is it me or is this village dying out?? what has happened to us???where is the patriotism for this village???HAVE THE NOSE PICKING ENDED?!?!?! SHAME! SHAME ON YOU GUYS!!
 
Login to find out (May 4, 2005 at 10:47pm)
There was Donald Grinker, the kid who never bathed, wore the same army thing... and put his snot on anything or anyone....GROSS!!!!
 
Login to find out (May 4, 2005 at 10:46pm)
eeiiwww!
 
Login to find out (May 4, 2005 at 8:43pm)
Some people are just gifted!!! Look at that ball grow! So sticky too.... it's uunatural!
 
Login to find out (May 3, 2005 at 11:56pm)
and gross
 
Login to find out (May 3, 2005 at 11:56pm)
oh man...that's funny!!