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Dear Mr Right.....
A friend of mine sent this to me...its hilarious...
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Dear Mr Right I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr Right.
As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed
to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your
name on file should
an opening become available. So that you may find
better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s)
you were disqualified from the competition.
Check those that apply:
- Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine
taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.
- Your first name is objectionable. It's just not
something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.
- The fact that our dining experiences to date has
left MY wallet a
little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter!
- You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you
20 questions
about yourself before you asked me more than one about
myself.
- Your constant e-mailing shows me you have TOO much
time on your
hands!
-Your legs are skinnier than mine.
- You're too short. Any son that we produced would
inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.
- I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.
- The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often
in conversation.
- You still live with your parents.
- Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your
wardrobe of Alien uniforms a little disconcerting.
- Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend
lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.
- Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait
that I am seeking
in a long-term partner.
- Your height is out of proportion to your weight.
If you should however happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches,please resubmit your application.
- I am out of your league, set your sights lower
next time.
___________________________________ __
Dear Mr Right I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr Right.
As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed
to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your
name on file should
an opening become available. So that you may find
better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s)
you were disqualified from the competition.
Check those that apply:
- Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine
taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.
- Your first name is objectionable. It's just not
something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.
- The fact that our dining experiences to date has
left MY wallet a
little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter!
- You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you
20 questions
about yourself before you asked me more than one about
myself.
- Your constant e-mailing shows me you have TOO much
time on your
hands!
-Your legs are skinnier than mine.
- You're too short. Any son that we produced would
inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.
- I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.
- The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often
in conversation.
- You still live with your parents.
- Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your
wardrobe of Alien uniforms a little disconcerting.
- Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend
lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.
- Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait
that I am seeking
in a long-term partner.
- Your height is out of proportion to your weight.
If you should however happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches,please resubmit your application.
- I am out of your league, set your sights lower
next time.