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Deep Thoughts (1)
Someone's been thinking..... );
1. Why do pajamas have pockets?
2. Why do people sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when they are already there?
3. Does anybody actually enjoy the music they hear when they're on "hold"?
4. Why is it called a hamburger when it is beef?
5. Why are they called apartments when they're all together?
6. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
7. How come permanents are temporary?
8. Before they invented golf balls, how did they measure hail?
9. Why aren't they called bakies instead of cookies?
10. Why isn't the word "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
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Taken from the Humour files of the EFT (Emotional Freedom Technique) Newsletter.
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Do you have any unanswered questions that you would like to get of your chest?
1. Why do pajamas have pockets?
2. Why do people sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when they are already there?
3. Does anybody actually enjoy the music they hear when they're on "hold"?
4. Why is it called a hamburger when it is beef?
5. Why are they called apartments when they're all together?
6. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
7. How come permanents are temporary?
8. Before they invented golf balls, how did they measure hail?
9. Why aren't they called bakies instead of cookies?
10. Why isn't the word "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
___________________________________ __________
Taken from the Humour files of the EFT (Emotional Freedom Technique) Newsletter.
emofree.com
___________________________________ ___________
Do you have any unanswered questions that you would like to get of your chest?
Comments on this journal
hence they r called dragon flies...
Q:Why are dragonflies called dragonflies?
Ans: Dragonfly, is a common name for any member of an order of predaceous aquatic insects with an elongate body, agile flight, and two pairs of membranous wings.
So in a sense, they do resemble a dragon !!
any help with the Andromeda's caterpillar question and Mcatharine22's dragonflies? );
its rugby league called footy....AFL..n rugby union r the children....
soccer is still called soccer n football.....
What will you do to make a sardarji laugh on sunday?
.ans:
Simple, tell him a joke on wednesday.
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What will you call a sardar ji who JUSt likes to drink BEER?
Ans:::JASBEER SINGH
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Ans: to keep business cards, in case you meet someone in dreams and you want them to contact you again!!! pretty clever ehh...
Why is it called a hamburger when it is beef?
It is made for hams to eat..but instead sum two legged picked up that food.
Why are they called apartments when they're all together?
bcos they were meant to be apart.. but every thing doesnt do what it is meant to do in this word.
Why isn't the word "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
to give fanatics a well distintive place in society.
Before they invented golf balls, how did they measure hail?
easy answer but Naseeb censor policy will not allow me tow rite it here....
Peace
Why are dragonflies called dragonflies? They don't breathe fire :P