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DESIGN MY HUSBAND???
OK,,,,, IF YOU GALS WERE ALLOWED TO DESIGN YOUR OWN HUSBAND,,,,,, HOW WOULD YOU DESIGN HIM!!!
YEH MAKE SURE YOU GET A WARRANTY,,,, ANY ADVISE MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK TO OUR SCIENTIST CHANDNI,,,,,,,,,, SHE CAN TEST ALL THE SMALL SAMPLES IN DETAIL WITH HER GOGGLES AND MICROSCOPE,,,, AND DO ALL OIL CHECKS AND CHECK ALL THE BALANCES,,,,,,,,,,
DOC CAN CHECK OUT THE WARRANT AND THE MAKE,,,,, IF ITS A PAKISTANI IMPORT,, DON'T GO FOR IT,,,,,,,,, AS PAKISTANI IMPORTS DON'T PASS THE MOT REQUIREMENTS IN UK!!!
OH DOC,,,, I DON'T MIND WAXING YOUR BITS OFF AND THEN PUTTING ICE ON IT TO KOOOLL YOU HORMONES DOWN!!!!
THANKS CHANDI,,,, GOSH I AM LEARNING,,,, I KNEW I SHOULD MARRY A DOCTOR,,,,
LAST I HAD A DATE WITH A DOC, HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT MEN AND SPERMS TILL I FELL ASLEEP SWIMMING IN MY THOUGHTS!!!!!
YO YO YO NUSSIE,,,, I WOULDN'T DARE TOUCH YOUR MAN,,,, BUT CAN I LET THE OTHER GALS TOUCH,,,, I WILL ONLY OBSERVE AND WILL GIVE YOU MY FULL REPORT!!!
I'LL INSPECT ALL DEPT AS I LOVE RESEARCH!!!!,,,,,
I'LL EVEN HAVE AUSTRALIA CHECKED OUT!!!
ALSO AS A SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP DEAL,,, I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE HIS OILED AND WATERED AND THE PAINT JOB LOOKS WELL,,,,, ALL DENTS REPAIRED AND I WILL MAKE SURE THE SERVICE IS GONE WELL AND THE ENGINE IS RUNNING PROPERLY!!!!
AFTER ALL I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE ANY FAULTY GOODS,,, I MEAN A FAULTY MAN!!!!
in answer to ur question... the reason is coz in some men, certain areas of the scalp are extra sensitive to androgens (male hormones) that are in the blood - this makes follicles shrink over a period of time and eventually prevents them from growing hair in those areas...
I dont know... Not gonna ask them to show me am I??
Tell you what, next shaven headed man I come across and like I will send him round to your place for a quick inspection... and remember thats all your supposed to do and I want a written report.
CHANDNI,,, I LOVE MY MEN BEING TARZAN,,, AS I CAN PRACTISE MY THREADING,,, WAXING AND THIS GIVES ME A SMOOTH WAY TO GET MY HANDS ALL OVER AND SOOTHE THE PAIN!!!!!
I LIKE CREATING MY MEN,,,,,DESIGN HIM TO HOW I WANT HIM,,,, THEN I PASS HIM TO THE LADIES TO HAVE AND APPRECIATE!!!!!
NUSSIE,,,, WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE BALD MEN YOU LIKE,,,,,, BUT ON TOP THEY ARE CLEAN, ARE THEY CLEAN DOWN UNDER,,,,,,,,,,,, SOMETIME I THINK HAIR GROWS IN THE WRONG PLACES,,,,,,,
MISS SCIENTIST,,,, HELP US OUT,,, NEED ADVISE,,,,,
WHY DO MEN HAVE NO HAIR ON THE HEAD AND HAIRY EVERYWHERE ELSE!!!!
NO hair on the scalp is good if its intentional (shaved off) but if it has fallen out due to baldness then that just means he is getting old........ thats sad....... -:-
Missy m'dear - I was in fact referring to hair on the scalp!!! (ie i prefer that to bald men) But ur vivid imagination has kinda put me off now... sounds like u've had some Tarzans in ur time hun lol
CHANDNI,,, WHY DO YOU WANT A HAIRY MAN FOR,,,, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HAIRY LIKE SIKH MEN ARE,,, LONG HAIR,,BEARD, ARM PIT HAIR AND DOWN UNDER,,,,,,, BABEZ SPEND TIME WITH HIM,, YOU CAN PLATT THE HAIR ALL NITE,,,, OR YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE JUNGLE TO FIND HIS CHEEKS TO KISS HIM!!!
CHANDNI,,, HOW YOU GONNA LOCATE THE MUSCLES WITH ALL THE HAIR???
BABEZ I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY FUSSY NOW,,,,,,, MEN NOWADAYS ARE NOT THAT NATURAL,,,,,,,,, EXCEPT FOR DOC,,,,!!!
I SUPPOSE YOU'LL BE SAFE AS I DON'T THINK ANY OF YOUR MATES WILL BE FLIRTING WITH HIM!!!
lol glad to hear it CP, my mum thinks Im too picky!!! I thought it was a modest list, i even left out ability to play pool and to beat me at martial arts **sigh** lol
I would want someone who is intelligent, attractive (usually means tall n muscular, but I prefer guys with hair!), with love for Islam and a good balance of east/west culture and family values... also someone who is funny, caring and ambitious...
CP,,,,, IF YOU WERE MY GAL,,, I WOULD NEVER LET A CHAUFFEUR NEAR YOU,,, REASON,,, WELL CUZ YOUR THE SWEEEEETEST GAL AROUND, NOT FORGETTING PRETTIEST TOOO,,,, AND WITH YOUR GOOD LOOKS AND CHARMING PERSONALITY,,, HOW IS THE POOR MAN GONNA KEEP HIS EYES ON THE ROAD????
SAHADAT,,,LEARN TO DRIVE AND JOIN THE TRAFFIC!!!
OH GOD,, I JUST DID SPELL CHECK AND ALL THE WORDS GOT HIGH LIGHTED!!!,,,,,,,,,,WHERE IS MY SEXRETARY,,,, WE HAVE A NEW ONE NOW,,,, SHE IS A FIT GRANDMOTHER WITH 5 KIDS,,,,GHORRI AND I ONLY THOUGHT THE ASIANS WERE SCAMMING CHILD BENEFITS!!!!!!
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DOC CAN CHECK OUT THE WARRANT AND THE MAKE,,,,, IF ITS A PAKISTANI IMPORT,, DON'T GO FOR IT,,,,,,,,, AS PAKISTANI IMPORTS DON'T PASS THE MOT REQUIREMENTS IN UK!!!
SO WATCH WAT YOU PICK!!!
THANKS CHANDI,,,, GOSH I AM LEARNING,,,, I KNEW I SHOULD MARRY A DOCTOR,,,,
LAST I HAD A DATE WITH A DOC, HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT MEN AND SPERMS TILL I FELL ASLEEP SWIMMING IN MY THOUGHTS!!!!!
YO YO YO NUSSIE,,,, I WOULDN'T DARE TOUCH YOUR MAN,,,, BUT CAN I LET THE OTHER GALS TOUCH,,,, I WILL ONLY OBSERVE AND WILL GIVE YOU MY FULL REPORT!!!
I'LL INSPECT ALL DEPT AS I LOVE RESEARCH!!!!,,,,,
I'LL EVEN HAVE AUSTRALIA CHECKED OUT!!!
ALSO AS A SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP DEAL,,, I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE HIS OILED AND WATERED AND THE PAINT JOB LOOKS WELL,,,,, ALL DENTS REPAIRED AND I WILL MAKE SURE THE SERVICE IS GONE WELL AND THE ENGINE IS RUNNING PROPERLY!!!!
AFTER ALL I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE ANY FAULTY GOODS,,, I MEAN A FAULTY MAN!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
in answer to ur question... the reason is coz in some men, certain areas of the scalp are extra sensitive to androgens (male hormones) that are in the blood - this makes follicles shrink over a period of time and eventually prevents them from growing hair in those areas...
I dont know... Not gonna ask them to show me am I??
Tell you what, next shaven headed man I come across and like I will send him round to your place for a quick inspection... and remember thats all your supposed to do and I want a written report.
No trying it with my man LITTLE MO I MEAN MISS!!!
I LIKE CREATING MY MEN,,,,,DESIGN HIM TO HOW I WANT HIM,,,, THEN I PASS HIM TO THE LADIES TO HAVE AND APPRECIATE!!!!!
NUSSIE,,,, WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE BALD MEN YOU LIKE,,,,,, BUT ON TOP THEY ARE CLEAN, ARE THEY CLEAN DOWN UNDER,,,,,,,,,,,, SOMETIME I THINK HAIR GROWS IN THE WRONG PLACES,,,,,,,
MISS SCIENTIST,,,, HELP US OUT,,, NEED ADVISE,,,,,
WHY DO MEN HAVE NO HAIR ON THE HEAD AND HAIRY EVERYWHERE ELSE!!!!
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CHANDNI,,, HOW YOU GONNA LOCATE THE MUSCLES WITH ALL THE HAIR???
BABEZ I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY FUSSY NOW,,,,,,, MEN NOWADAYS ARE NOT THAT NATURAL,,,,,,,,, EXCEPT FOR DOC,,,,!!!
I SUPPOSE YOU'LL BE SAFE AS I DON'T THINK ANY OF YOUR MATES WILL BE FLIRTING WITH HIM!!!
(that summarises my sentiments)
thats easy man
I would want someone who is intelligent, attractive (usually means tall n muscular, but I prefer guys with hair!), with love for Islam and a good balance of east/west culture and family values... also someone who is funny, caring and ambitious...
think thats it really lol
SAHADAT,,,LEARN TO DRIVE AND JOIN THE TRAFFIC!!!
OH GOD,, I JUST DID SPELL CHECK AND ALL THE WORDS GOT HIGH LIGHTED!!!,,,,,,,,,,WHERE IS MY SEXRETARY,,,, WE HAVE A NEW ONE NOW,,,, SHE IS A FIT GRANDMOTHER WITH 5 KIDS,,,,GHORRI AND I ONLY THOUGHT THE ASIANS WERE SCAMMING CHILD BENEFITS!!!!!!