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Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads:
Here is email I have recently received from a friend !!!
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
> > > >
> > > > 40-ish............................. ...49
> > > > Adventurous......................Sl ept with everyone.
> > > > Athletic........................... ....No breasts.
> > > > Average looking....................Mooooooo .
> > > > Beautiful.......................... ...Pathological liar.
> > > > Emotionally Secure................On medication.
> > > > Feminist........................... .....Fat.
> > > > Free spirit............................J unkie.
> > > > Friendship first......................Former sl*t.
> > > > New-Age............................ Body hair in the wrong
places.
> > > > Old-fashioned...................... .No BJs.
> > > > Open-minded.......................D esperate.
> > > > Outgoing........................... Loud and Embarrassing.
> > > > Professional....................... ...B*tch.
> > > > Voluptuous......................... .Very Fat.
> > > > Large frame.........................Hugel y Fat.
> > > > Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
> > > >
> > > > WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> > > > 1. Yes = No
> > > > 2. No = Yes
> > > > 3. Maybe = No
> > > > 4. We need = I want
> > > > 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
> > > > 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> > > > 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> > > > 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> > > > 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
> > > > 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever
think
> > > > about?
> > > >
> > > > MEN'S ENGLISH:
> > > >
> > > > 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> > > > 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> > > > 3. I am tired = I am tired
> > > > 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> > > > 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> > > > 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> > > > 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> > > > 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> > > > 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with
you.
> > > > 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex
with
you.
> > > > 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
> > > >
> > > > 40-ish............................. ...49
> > > > Adventurous......................Sl ept with everyone.
> > > > Athletic........................... ....No breasts.
> > > > Average looking....................Mooooooo .
> > > > Beautiful.......................... ...Pathological liar.
> > > > Emotionally Secure................On medication.
> > > > Feminist........................... .....Fat.
> > > > Free spirit............................J unkie.
> > > > Friendship first......................Former sl*t.
> > > > New-Age............................ Body hair in the wrong
places.
> > > > Old-fashioned...................... .No BJs.
> > > > Open-minded.......................D esperate.
> > > > Outgoing........................... Loud and Embarrassing.
> > > > Professional....................... ...B*tch.
> > > > Voluptuous......................... .Very Fat.
> > > > Large frame.........................Hugel y Fat.
> > > > Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
> > > >
> > > > WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> > > > 1. Yes = No
> > > > 2. No = Yes
> > > > 3. Maybe = No
> > > > 4. We need = I want
> > > > 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
> > > > 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> > > > 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> > > > 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> > > > 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
> > > > 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever
think
> > > > about?
> > > >
> > > > MEN'S ENGLISH:
> > > >
> > > > 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> > > > 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> > > > 3. I am tired = I am tired
> > > > 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> > > > 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> > > > 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> > > > 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> > > > 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> > > > 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with
you.
> > > > 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex
with
you.
> > > > 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Comments on this journal
Saad,, i told Sam that his face is as fair as soya milk, i think i confused him, but your fair too!!!
women(sisters) as out path to show love,
women(wifes) as our path to start a life, family and be respected in society and in the eyes of Allah.
Women(grandma's) to guide us and give us wisdom,
women(daughters) for us men to stand guard and protect, to care, love and bring tears to our eyes when parted from us in marriage.
Do you know its a woman who can make/break a man,
its a woman who can make us men cry!
its women who fulfil our dreams and desires to live/work/rest and they are the ones who produce our offspring's!
May Allah protect all our women.
Women are mashallah beautiful and deserve respect from men, so i don't agree with the comments made in the journal above!!!