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WHY DO SOME PEOPLE FART SO MUCH????


WHY IS IT WHEN MEN FART THEY STINK THE PLACE DOWN!!!!

WHEN WOMEN FART IT DOESN'T EVEN SMELL NOR CAN YOU HEAR THE FART???
WHAT MAKES YOU FART EXCEPT FOR BEANS!!!! );
 

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Login to find out (September 27, 2005 at 5:51am)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
 
Login to find out (September 27, 2005 at 5:51am)
lol

missy u flipped out.

what gyal on wimslow RD? There been a few. U need to be more specific.
 
Login to find out (September 27, 2005 at 3:39am)
BOKSH,,,, THANK YOU SO SO MUCH FOR CLARIFYING THIS,,,,,, SO DOC DARLING, ITS NOT MY FARTS, THEY ARE YOUR OWN,,,,,,,DON'T EAT BROCOLLII???

ANYWAY DOC, I'M KEEPING MY LEGS CLOSED AND MY FARTS RESERVED FOR WHEN I SEE YOU,,,, THEN I'LL LET IT ALL OUT,,,,,,, FOR EYES AND NOSE AND EARS ONLY......... BUT NICE TO KNOW YOU SEE MY NAME EVERYTIME YOU SEE SMOKE,,,,,

WHATS HAPPENING TO YOUR LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL???

IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO GIRLFRIEND DOC,,,,,THEN WHO WAS THE GIRL YOUR WERE FLIRTING WITH ON WILMSLOW ROAD IN MANCHESTER,.,,,,,??????
 
Login to find out (September 26, 2005 at 2:08pm)
Hackney just smells full stop, bus stop... everywhere... if u ask me.. it's all that foreign food, I mean why eat broccoli ???
 
Login to find out (September 26, 2005 at 12:10pm)
i know there urs cause when the smell comes i can see ur farts writing ur name in the smoke.

most of hackney is smeeling them gyal

not just me.
 
Login to find out (September 26, 2005 at 12:09pm)
Whose is this Shazia?

lololololol. man i aint got no girl friend lol

missy who been feeding u these dodgy lines?

seriously there is no Shazia
 
Login to find out (September 26, 2005 at 8:26am)
IF WE HAVE NEVER MET THEN WHY ARE YOU SMELLING MY DIRTY FARTS,,,,, IN FACT HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY ARE MINE,,,,,,, THEY COULD BELONG TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND SHAZIA,,,,, HONEY YOUR M,ISTAKING US BOTH AGAIN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,XX
 
Login to find out (September 26, 2005 at 8:22am)
TRUTH is missy that everyone knows we have never met right.

But even though i live on the otherside of london

i can still smell ur dhirty puuurps.
 
Login to find out (September 26, 2005 at 6:36am)
WELL AT LEAST YOUR NOSTRILS OPEN UP,,,,,,,, COME CLOSER DOC DARLING,,,,, I HAVE A PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR ESPECIALLY FOR YOU!!!!!!

DOC,,,, I KNOW YOU LOVE IT!!!
 
Login to find out (September 23, 2005 at 3:44pm)
Farting is unlady like.

so i gues it suites u MISSY

Pppppppppppppurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp pppppppppppp
 
Login to find out (September 23, 2005 at 8:30am)
OH SOPHIA I'M GLAD YOU LAUGHED,, BUT I SCARED POPCORN AWAY AGAIN,,,,,,,,,

WHAT A NAME FOR THE POP AND I SAID,,,, FART!!!

ARE MEN GETTING MORE POLITE???
 
Login to find out (September 22, 2005 at 3:46pm)
Missy u made me laugh!! lol
 
Login to find out (September 22, 2005 at 7:53am)
POPCORN,,, WHAT KIND OF WOMEN DO YOU HANG OUT WITH,,, OR DOES ALITECH HANG OUT WITH????

CP,, YOU FART,,,POO POOO POOOOOO WE ALL LOVE YOU!!!!

NUSSIE,, YOU READ TOO MUCH??

WELL POPCORN,, COME OVER AND SMELL MY FART, ITS LIKE ROSES,,, ACTUALLY I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOU WHEN IT COMES AS YOU CAN'T HEAR IT AND THE SMELL WILL MAKE YOU THINK OF PARADISE,,,,,,, WHERE IS PARADISE NOWADAYS??????
 
Login to find out (September 22, 2005 at 6:54am)
I thought that I had read this material somewhere or at least heard it - Alitech's description of his poohing technique, smell and look has given me nightmares!!!
 
Login to find out (September 22, 2005 at 6:51am)
i fart! :P sahadat, do u wanna talk about your farting?
 
Login to find out (September 22, 2005 at 6:46am)
Exkooz me.. Women do fart. Women shriek non-stop about how bad guys stink when they fart, then they act like they fart sunshine and kittens when they rip one. Women farts smell like old men. Not only is the elusive potpourri poop-chute a myth, a woman's fart is embarrassing whereas a guy's fart is something to behold. A real fart is beefy, has a density greater than or equal to the air surrounding it, consists of the unmistakable scent of broccoli, and usually requires wiping afterwards. When a woman farts, it can best be described as "efficient." The sound is a modest toot; a minimalistic, almost innocent sounding release. A true testament to the jumbled bundle of neurons that goes into mapping every woman's brain to thier butts. The efficiency comes from the ratio of reek to weak (how bad her fart smells in proportion to how weak-sounding it was).

Taken from Alitech's Journal.