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Dumb, Fat, Drunk, Stupid girl
Scenario................
In a club, my friend and I are sober, we watch everything, everyone..........
Two lesbians hit on us while we QUICKLY and HASTLY walked passed them......
They were black, dressed like "thug-life" hip-hop rapper-wannabes.......they had doo-rags on with really baggy jeans....
Well, as my friend and I were starting to dance to our favorite song.......we get annoyed by these two big fat drunk caucasian (which, no offense, and not to stereotype and sound racist, cannot dance if their life depended on it) girls........they keep bumping into us with their "Oh My GOD!! This is my favorite song!!" dance................
We kept our distance to watch them and make fun of the way they were dancing (hehehehe, we aren't as mean as this story sounds! LOL)
They were drunk and i guess feeling like they're hot....so those lesbos come up from behind and start grinding with those drunkos! LOL
Well they thought they were so hot that they started gyrating on them so much and dancing so low that their face was on the lesbos crotch! LOL
It looked like they would've prob made out on the dance floor..........
My friend and I thought the night blew, so we left early, but I really wanted to stay just to see, when the lights go up, if the dumb girls would notice they'd been dancing with Butch One and Butch Two.......OR would they notice after taking them home and taking off their pants!!! LMAO (sorry to sound crass but its true!)
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Okay so my point of this hilarious story.......
Just be happy you aren't so insecure that......
you have to wear clothes 3x's less than your size to think you look sexy .....
you don't have to dance like a ho in da club......
you don't have to get drunk to feel hot and/or free..........
AND you dont (AND you shouldn't) dance with any guy who wants to dry hump you on the dance floor just because he makes you feel wanted!
These girls need get some confidence from somewhere!! Sheesh, no wonder why you are getting made fun of!!!
Grow some girly-balls already!! GRRRR!
Okay now I am done! LOL
In a club, my friend and I are sober, we watch everything, everyone..........
Two lesbians hit on us while we QUICKLY and HASTLY walked passed them......
They were black, dressed like "thug-life" hip-hop rapper-wannabes.......they had doo-rags on with really baggy jeans....
Well, as my friend and I were starting to dance to our favorite song.......we get annoyed by these two big fat drunk caucasian (which, no offense, and not to stereotype and sound racist, cannot dance if their life depended on it) girls........they keep bumping into us with their "Oh My GOD!! This is my favorite song!!" dance................
We kept our distance to watch them and make fun of the way they were dancing (hehehehe, we aren't as mean as this story sounds! LOL)
They were drunk and i guess feeling like they're hot....so those lesbos come up from behind and start grinding with those drunkos! LOL
Well they thought they were so hot that they started gyrating on them so much and dancing so low that their face was on the lesbos crotch! LOL
It looked like they would've prob made out on the dance floor..........
My friend and I thought the night blew, so we left early, but I really wanted to stay just to see, when the lights go up, if the dumb girls would notice they'd been dancing with Butch One and Butch Two.......OR would they notice after taking them home and taking off their pants!!! LMAO (sorry to sound crass but its true!)
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Okay so my point of this hilarious story.......
Just be happy you aren't so insecure that......
you have to wear clothes 3x's less than your size to think you look sexy .....
you don't have to dance like a ho in da club......
you don't have to get drunk to feel hot and/or free..........
AND you dont (AND you shouldn't) dance with any guy who wants to dry hump you on the dance floor just because he makes you feel wanted!
These girls need get some confidence from somewhere!! Sheesh, no wonder why you are getting made fun of!!!
Grow some girly-balls already!! GRRRR!
Okay now I am done! LOL
Comments on this journal
TOK just take 'em make him feel better! LOL
(goes running back to MPG to cry in her arms)
Aamer he is racist..........he doesnt like yello people!
Well when my friend and I were in LA, they looked at the people in line and let the better looking ones go in and made the others wait in line no matter how long they waited........good thing my guy buddy was a hottie, he shook is (_|_) a little and the bouncer let us in! LOL
Well, when you are living where I am living right now, that *was* the best place to go! LOL
When I hit up places in major cities, trust me I go to the hottest places..........but sadly, this was the best place down here, the "look" test doesnt exist in these neck of the woods :(