hey ladies and gents!
I'm in falasteen! and i am now the FOB! haha!
i love it!

I get to act funny and dress wierd and say innapropriate things to inapropriate people and everyone just smiles and says "hey, he isn't from around here, it's ok"

soooo SWEET!

And the best part is! i can keep this with me when i go back stateside! i never really fit in there either, crackers are always asking me "where you really from"
form now on, i'm gonna open with. hey! i'm from palestine, you are fat.

that will have them immidiatly classify me as a FOB, and i will be given leeway in all those little social situations which comprise our daily lives!

And just a side note, since i mentioned fat.

Im the US i look thin compared to the herds of obese people that are everyehere.

here! i'm the chubby one! hahaha! his is great! FOB babyy!! FOBBBB