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FOB in Trouble


Yaara! I am a FOB (If FOB means new to west) and unable to understand what is wrong with me when I am in west. Well! It has been quite long that I have been here. Per woh aik cheez, we call that thing Mashriqiat, Woh dimagh say nahin nikalti. Looking at a Girl automatically adjust eyes to "wrong" places, talking to them makes me faint. I don't feel when my pants are tied above the belly button and don't understand what does it mean by being well dressed. Mirchi walay khanay, I am unable to forget their taste till now and fazloo Halwai, Phajja Sri paway and Muhammadi Nihari is still my first and last love.

masla yeh hay keh Apun tau Pakistan say bahir aa gaya hay magar Pakistan apun say bahir nahin aa raha.

Should I stop trying? Normally, in how much time, FOB symptoms should vanish from a normal Pakistani?

Faqat aap sub ka,
FOB
 

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Login to find out (August 1, 2005 at 6:05pm)
Solution to ur problem is as simple as ABC. It's all due to the lack of Oxygen and blood circulation to the organ called "THE BRAIN".
Just tighten your pants below your navel so the blood can flow back to your poor brain.
Whatever ails u will be cured in no time.Inshallah.
Don't forget to call Ajmeri Baba in the morning though.
Good luck! ;)