Foblish / Ungrazish

Login to find out (October 28, 2005 at 8:22am)

AHAHAHAHA!!! U guys are such PAINDUS!!!! I lowe it wery wery much!

Login to find out (October 27, 2005 at 11:48pm)

oh ho...now there is the line that has laggo-fied outside my office, and all you paindus all vant the Desi Discount...ufff i vill have to file for the bankruptcy if i keep on taking yous peoples....

now stay tuned for Sabaq Number Two for Angrayjee, from Ustad Vakeel Saab and the Paindu Productions...coming sooon

Login to find out (October 27, 2005 at 11:28pm)

iksooz me Miss Ladymoon... I am calling on Hassan bhai to fraand vith me first. U vill be needing to get in the back of the line. He is wery pupulor and now ewen more that all the peoples no's he's a vakeel sahib.

Login to find out (October 27, 2005 at 6:44pm)

LOL dosooz!!!...that is too much the funny....hassan bhai fikker not...u giving me your mobile number and i am calling to you....please telling your wife that i am only a fraand and having no ghaleez khayaal or else she will be smashing my bloody face!!

Login to find out (October 27, 2005 at 4:04pm)

u r in my heart and I am thinking of marry u.....
buahahahahah!

vakeel sahib... if i vill be brought u too much bujiness. vat vill be my discount rate?

dosooz me... lmao!

Login to find out (October 27, 2005 at 10:46am)

teri kurti saxy lagthi hain...kurti saxy...

hello...you are in my heart and I thinking of marry you. Vat requirements are you having for the desicion to be making? I am a simple , smart young man vith many positive dreams. may you become von of that dream? Ve vill be making many happy times vith von another. okay, bye bye, many happy returns of the day.

Jeethay

Login to find out (October 27, 2005 at 7:58am)

...mera matbal haiga, boht hi too much complimacated haiga...

Login to find out (October 27, 2005 at 7:57am)

iksooz me, beeder you are vanting vakeel saab? okay you just only come to office and then i sue the sasky daaktar saab for you. ve say vhen you look at him your neck got a jhatka, this is the good vun, na?

dosooz me (ikk vari excuse me kaho te "iksooz me" kehnde ne, do vari te "dosooz me") Ladymoon tera mobile phone kamm naihn kar reha eh, i try to milaofy the number but cannot find button vith double sewen and double jeero...hai hai, iss to complimacated...

Login to find out (October 26, 2005 at 7:14pm)

LMTO @ ALL YOU GUYS!!!! MAN!! I'm dying here....

I'm am vanting hire you Hassan bhai.

I vas at the huspithal today and dis fobby doctor sahib keeeps looking my vay. I say him to, "vat are you looking to sur?" he says me to, "can i help you? i am doctor, i have a big pee-etch-dee. I give u free exams, u come at my office anytime" *vink, vink*
I am blushing and says him to, "sorry uncle ji, meri shaadi hochuky hai and mere husband isn't liking me talked to saski doctor uncles like you. but thanks to u anyway.
He sayd to me, "i am hoping you will be enjoying the best of your health, good day ma'am"

Be-sharum....

Login to find out (October 26, 2005 at 6:26pm)

lol i can smell ya'll thru the screen...on to my foblish...hey u chokra...u are looking the sessy to me...and i am thinking you to making my husbund....what you thinking about this...good idea no?...you do one thing...call my mobile and telling me if it is okay...my mobile number is fiwe fiwe fiwe double sewen double jeero...i am waiting with most impatience

Login to find out (October 26, 2005 at 5:05pm)

THANKS RAS WUV U...HUGS

Login to find out (October 26, 2005 at 3:55pm)

here cat eyes:

lol@hassan damn that was a good lesson..too good...

now for my comment:

LOL..hahahah...I love the degraaa haiga...funny!

Login to find out (October 26, 2005 at 3:52pm)

ohhh wat happened i cant see Rubez comments...wtf?

Login to find out (October 26, 2005 at 2:59pm)

lol @ degraa...mainu ve degraa wekhna aae...

Login to find out (October 26, 2005 at 2:56pm)

pliss, pliss, ewerybody, ip you vant to speach like the paindu you must laarn the correct vun:

ve dont say "turn off the fan" ve say, "Pliss, close the fan."

ve dont say "turn on the light" ve say "on the light" or "burn the light."

je angrayjee sikhni hai ta mere kolon sikkho...mere kol Angrayjee di degree naihn, deGRAA haiga!!

Login to find out (October 26, 2005 at 10:55am)

I have pHD is Angraizi...ask Dr. Ras Malai if you have questions of this purfect langvage. Okay???

Login to find out (October 26, 2005 at 10:40am)

what is this foblish and ungrazish? forgive me. im not knowing in all this young talk.

Login to find out (October 26, 2005 at 10:39am)

me too

Login to find out (October 26, 2005 at 9:35am)

I CANT READ KARABAAST COMMENTS :(

Login to find out (October 26, 2005 at 9:34am)

mentions not, yaar. i vill be fixing visa. do you vanting a kulfi vith that?

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