Sarcastic quotes...

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

"Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in"

"We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities."

"We crush the caterpillars then complain there are no butterflies."

"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic."

"Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it."

"The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."