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A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
''May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded to know why.
"Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"
"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him!"
 

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Login to find out (April 14, 2006 at 10:20pm)
my last name is like pervez without the V so u can add me
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 10:08pm)
oh this sux. i finally get someone to respond in here and Im not connected to them so I cant read their comments hahahahahahahahahahahha
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 8:13pm)
LOL....i'd avoid using this joke with any geriatric patients....just a tip
 
Login to find out (April 13, 2006 at 6:09pm)
does this village ever communicate or strictly the posting of jokes?