Funny Phrases

Login to find out (July 4, 2007 at 9:56am)

"No ta enchuflado"

Login to find out (May 10, 2007 at 10:15pm)

ok, i have to say this, i can't help it. :)
it's Reill's fault! he said "El que nada no se ahoga..."
and that reminded me of this "riddle" i used to LOVE saying when i was little... ok not so little :D
here goes....

en que se parece una vaca y una bola???

(think, think, think..... didn't get it? ok, i'll tell u!)

la vaca da leche, la leche no da nada, EL QUE NO NADA SE AHOGA ;), el que se ahoga es un bruto, Bruto mato a Cesar, Cesar vivio en roma, roma esta en italia, italia esta en el mundo, y el mundo es una bola!!!

:D

Login to find out (April 16, 2007 at 6:51pm)

Mojate (insert name here) por que todavia tienes shampu en el pelo.

Login to find out (October 30, 2006 at 1:48am)

muchacha de cojon

mira nina se dice sorbeto no calimete

mmmm

Login to find out (October 6, 2006 at 9:15pm)

"cuesta un brazo y la mitad del otro."

Login to find out (October 6, 2006 at 9:11pm)

"No soy tan tonto tanto."

Login to find out (October 3, 2006 at 8:22am)

No que no tronabas pistolita...

El que nada no se ahoga...

Login to find out (April 8, 2006 at 9:23pm)

"poco pelo pero bien peinado"

Login to find out (April 5, 2006 at 4:56pm)

"a la mier** ".....i don't know why, but i can't stop laughing when my friend says that.

Login to find out (January 22, 2006 at 9:19pm)

"te voy a dar una galleta"......'Mira muchacho del diablo"...classics.

Login to find out (August 11, 2005 at 6:25pm)

i don't have any personal ones to add though i just got pack from PR and puerto ricans are some of the most creative, my new favorite: munchiar or is that munchear. :)

Login to find out (July 30, 2005 at 12:49pm)

What I never got is how my mother used to always call me MALCREADA. Well who's raising me then?

Login to find out (July 13, 2005 at 9:16pm)

Hilarious! I couldn't thing of a darn thing.. but that one had my DYIN'!

Login to find out (July 8, 2005 at 1:59pm)

"No sal? de guatemala a meterme en guatepeor"

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