Gender Wars

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Anyone fancy a gender war? :P

He said.........."What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"

She said........."Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"

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On a wall in a ladies room..."My husband follows me everywhere!"

Written just below it........"I do not!"

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Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

We don't know; it has never happened!

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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

Man says to God: "Why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

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and my favourite:

Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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VIRGO yaar are olives (fresh ones) and sweet corn fattening? or are they ok in 'moderation' when one is trying to be on a calorie controlled diet?

hi

good afternoon naseebians. how is everyone - i see many are missing today wat up??

whose the target today? any one needs any medical advise or anything dissected??

aha shirin, 'bestfriend', eh ? :P

Dinner was awesome last night..went out with one of my bestfriends who I have known for 10 years now ;) He is one awesome guy :) and the dinner on Monday night was fun too :) how have you been? what have you been up to?

Hi Humble :)

yo yo yo yo whats up ;)

after all cos u were using irfani for buddy business earlier and ignoring me..

heehee humble, i am in your good books after all!

your hug will get us both into trouble tho.. irfani will just mention the 'l' word again

oye, humble.. i thought i was your problem sharing/ caring mate!! *goes off in a huff*

humbleeeeeee stay away from his 'couch', his therapist tendencies are just a front for dodginess...

Pretty sad statement if you have to use me for therapy. :D

HUMBLEEEE lol...i told you yaar...guys like IRF can only think with the two meat and veg between their legs...civilised discussions are not programmed into them lol

*in sinister voice* Humbs, it is not a game. I just want to help you with your problems. Come sit down with a tissue and tell me all. Boowwaaaaaaaahhhhh

IRF is jus a sex starved male hoe LOL

Vultures eat dead stuff, I'm a Falcon, I go for the live bait.

Humbs, can you elaborate on your riding caveman fantasy?

irf, she just called you a vulture!

*whispers - nice one humble *

irf, leave your strap on out of our fantasy thank you very much

awww HUMBLEEE dont worry yaar...its only IRF and his dirty mind ooofooo

OMG can't imagine a girl wearing a strap-on and riding a caveman. Interesting fantasy, combining tools set in pre-historic times.

Humbs, have you ever been talked to while lying down on a couch?

OMG ROFL @ LABS

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Gender Wars

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