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George W. saved from drowning


George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."

George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"

Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your a$$ from drowning!"
 

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Login to find out (July 14, 2005 at 7:52pm)
poor kid haha
 
Login to find out (July 14, 2005 at 3:12pm)
Funny
 
Login to find out (July 14, 2005 at 2:53pm)
i bet if i was the kid's mom i would've done the same thing his dad will do to him! :) good one, ali!