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GIANT KHICHRI...MEN VS. WOMEN


In response to a request by the lovely labina.....


fun_ny i think we need another JE where we can make a giant khitchri out of 'what women want' vs 'what men want'.. which will probably cover the whole spectrum seeing how many different personalities we have on here


what women want vs. what men want (in the respective opposite sexes)
pretty simple and straight forward....

HEALTH WARNING: this is a hysterically funny je, people are allowed to joke, tease and take the p*** and anyone without an adequate SOH knows where they can go shove it....
 

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Login to find out (August 13, 2005 at 11:27am)
I know the second question too labs.

for the first one, I'll say no
 
Login to find out (August 13, 2005 at 6:30am)
hmm good one lab - know this one but as u were kind to funny and didnt let the secret our the bag too soon i will respect urs and keep it too.

answers later

wow this khichri has become so interesting - mangoes, bananas, sandwiches, hotdogs.

what next caviar and champagne ???
 
Login to find out (August 13, 2005 at 5:41am)
hehe thx mate

ok, Q1 - Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

and Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He
also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

answers later..
 
Login to find out (August 13, 2005 at 5:18am)
well done Labina, brains and beauty... (A)

so go on then, tell us a joke... P:
 
Login to find out (August 13, 2005 at 5:00am)
yay... my guess

he throws the sand on the witches to make sandwiches, which he can then eat

+ he throws the dogs into the fire, making hot dogs, which he also eats; he can then safely go to the top floor..

:P
 
Login to find out (August 13, 2005 at 4:00am)
nope
 
Login to find out (August 12, 2005 at 6:25pm)
he jumps out of the taller building right next to it and lands on the roof of the first...
 
Login to find out (August 12, 2005 at 4:47pm)
i'll let you keep guessing, Labs, when u feel like ur going to burst if you don't say, then go ahead.... (A)
 
Login to find out (August 12, 2005 at 4:34pm)
nope...
 
Login to find out (August 12, 2005 at 4:26pm)
he takes the elevator
 
Login to find out (August 12, 2005 at 4:21pm)
waits for the house to burn down and he is on top
 
Login to find out (August 12, 2005 at 3:13pm)
ewww you want to explain that further..? they make them redundant?
 
Login to find out (August 12, 2005 at 2:38pm)
Bananas are to men in heat, as robots are to men who need a job
 
Login to find out (August 12, 2005 at 1:25pm)
hm i think i know.. will let someone else guess 1st..
 
Login to find out (August 12, 2005 at 1:22pm)
ok i got a joke for u guys...

there is a boy who has to go to the top of a buidling..

on the first floor...there is sand

on the second floor...there are witches

on the third floor...it is very hot and there is a fire

on the fourth floor....there are wild dogs

how does the little boy manage to get to the top?
 
Login to find out (August 12, 2005 at 12:38pm)
a mans best friend is a (hot) dog
 
Login to find out (August 12, 2005 at 12:24pm)
who;s it then????


im bored
 
Login to find out (August 12, 2005 at 12:15pm)
pez, a banana is not a mans best friend...
 
Login to find out (August 12, 2005 at 12:08pm)
turning phallus into fruit.....funny stuff
 
Login to find out (August 12, 2005 at 12:07pm)
Akaila!!!