> > A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to
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> >the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive
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> >young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a
>robe.
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> >The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation
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> >with him.
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> > As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she
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> >had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
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> >eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and
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> >said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
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> >He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
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> >against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she
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> >purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and
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> >embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
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> > Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
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> >breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt
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> >is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you
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> >think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
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> >Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you
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> >heard someone coming? That was me
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