Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?
Why do we wash bath towels - aren't we clean when we use them?
Why are they called APARTments, when they're all stuck together?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why could Superman stop a bullet with his chest, but he always ducked when a chair was thrown at him?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why do we have to put up away messages? Doesn't a BRB or BBL work just as well?

Can anyone think of anymore?