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had to mow the lawn
At our school's website folks love to post jokes. 110% are not funny, however as I am in my procrastination mode tonight, I was going through the list and thought of sharing some important info with you guys.....
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going
to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,
rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and
began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed
that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong
one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX.
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk
rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of
tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It
was quickly determined that the patient had acute
appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate
surgery. When she was completely disrobed on
the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic
hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a
tattoo that read, "Keep off the
grass."
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a
short note on the patient's dressing, which said, Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
Submitted by RN no name, NY
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going
to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,
rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and
began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed
that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong
one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX.
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk
rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of
tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It
was quickly determined that the patient had acute
appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate
surgery. When she was completely disrobed on
the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic
hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a
tattoo that read, "Keep off the
grass."
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a
short note on the patient's dressing, which said, Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
Submitted by RN no name, NY