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HEATHROW ANNOUCEMENTS
Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London?s Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport?s PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.
Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.
Looks Like? Reads Like? Sounds Like?
"Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed"
I hate this fucKking job, and I will be fired
"Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie"
I?ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
"Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest"
I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
"Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet"
Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit
"Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted"
My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.
Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.
Looks Like? Reads Like? Sounds Like?
"Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed"
I hate this fucKking job, and I will be fired
"Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie"
I?ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
"Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest"
I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
"Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet"
Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit
"Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted"
My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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IRFANI, I HAVE THE RECORDING, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT IT ON HERE,,,,,,, EMAIL ME ON
[email protected] AND I'LL SENT IT TO YOU AND YOU CAN PUT IT UP HERE!!!
It was soooo hilarious!
A crowded United flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
The agent replied "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?"
Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention please?" she began, her voice bellowing throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at the gate WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to the gate."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore, "F*** you!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that too."