Two guys are loading up their stuff from a memorial day weekend fishing on Lake Michigan.

As they load up their cars side by side, one turns to the other and says "hey, you where fishing right? i saw you on the lake"
the other guy replies "yeah, sure was."
the first guys asks "how'd you do?"
"not so great really, what about you?"
"well you won't believe this, but i caught an 8 foot walleye. thing was huge, had to have been at least 200 lbs"
"really? that sure is something, i was out there all weekend, but the only interesting part was when my line got caught on something, and when i pulled it out it was one of those old fire lanterns, and you know, the crazy thing is that it was still burning!"
"What? you lier, that ain't possible, it was underwater how was the fire still on?"
"I tell you what friend, take about 2 feet off that walleye, and i'll put out the fire"