DHTML Menu / JavaScript Menu Powered by Milonic
Already a member? Sign In

Village Journals help
Resonate your identity with Naseeb journals. Express your opinions, share your thoughts, post your writings and connect with like minded people through the power of expression.

Hotel Bill


My friend and his wife stayed in a hotel and got a bill for ninety bucks.
He screamed, "Ninety dollars?, for what?"

The desk clerk said, "For room and board sir."

My friend said, "Room and board? We didn't eat here."

The clerk said, "It was here for you. If you didn't get it, it's your fault."

My friend said, "You take forty dollars. I'm charging you fifty dollars for fooling around with my wife."

The clerk said, "I never touched your wife!"

My friend said, "It was there for you."
 

Add Comments

 
Add