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How low can you go?
i was reading the ask naseeb things the other day. some of them are boring and some are funny. i particularly liked the one about the 21 yr. old who is engaged to a guy whose recent wife died and he has a 4 yrs old son. so shes jealous cuz he loves the boy and he looks like his wife. so this wacky gurl call the boy "it" and pinches him. it was the only ask naseeb thing i commented on. i felt like wringing her throat with my dads tools. neways..yesterday i was thinking ..what if i put something really bogus and hillarious.. i might be able to pass it off to be posted. but i thought just for fun id make this Je to see if u guys were to act as immature and silly as me..how low would u go?
these are the ideas i thought of. heheh i tried to make them sound as ditzy as possible.
1. im 16 yrs old, married with a 2 month child..and my mom recently had a baby ..shes 6 months. i had to baby-sit my little sister one day..and i dont know what got into me..but i breast fed her-my sister. i havent told anyone yet..should i? i dont know what to do. i guess i thought it would be nice for my daughter and my sister to be half sisters.
*dont puke plz* lol
2. my sister is engaged to a really hot dentist. his name is hani. theyve been engaged for a year now. i really wish he was mine. and by the way he looks at me sometimes..i know he wants me too.one day i had to get some work done on my teeth so my mom suggested we go to hani. i was really excited about it. the whole time he was working on my teeth i stared at him. hani said to his assistant.."suction, please" and by misake i blurted out.."sure! where do i start?" he was shocked and confused and i was so embarressed. i got up and left without even wiping the stuff on my lips should i tell my sister or just make believe nothing happend and say staghfirAllah.
3.my husband and i have been married for 12 years...and happily married for 2 weeks. hes a plumber and i drive an 18 wheeler. weere both converts to islam. i want a divorce badly. we both come home late and when i do..i take out t.v dinners for us, microwave them and try so hard to be as romantic as possible, but his stinky sewer smell doesnt help. he doesnt apreciate anything i do and he duznt think overalls are sexy. i dont know how i should break it to him that i want a divorce bcuz and normal man would love to have me. i was thinking to throw my wedding ring down the bathroom sink "accidently" and clog it with some other stuff. that way when he goes to fix it, he finds the ring and i can tell him..see hunny..our marriage has gone down the drain. oh well. and this one needs a lawyer..not draino.
loool (thats my fav one)
these are the ideas i thought of. heheh i tried to make them sound as ditzy as possible.
1. im 16 yrs old, married with a 2 month child..and my mom recently had a baby ..shes 6 months. i had to baby-sit my little sister one day..and i dont know what got into me..but i breast fed her-my sister. i havent told anyone yet..should i? i dont know what to do. i guess i thought it would be nice for my daughter and my sister to be half sisters.
*dont puke plz* lol
2. my sister is engaged to a really hot dentist. his name is hani. theyve been engaged for a year now. i really wish he was mine. and by the way he looks at me sometimes..i know he wants me too.one day i had to get some work done on my teeth so my mom suggested we go to hani. i was really excited about it. the whole time he was working on my teeth i stared at him. hani said to his assistant.."suction, please" and by misake i blurted out.."sure! where do i start?" he was shocked and confused and i was so embarressed. i got up and left without even wiping the stuff on my lips should i tell my sister or just make believe nothing happend and say staghfirAllah.
3.my husband and i have been married for 12 years...and happily married for 2 weeks. hes a plumber and i drive an 18 wheeler. weere both converts to islam. i want a divorce badly. we both come home late and when i do..i take out t.v dinners for us, microwave them and try so hard to be as romantic as possible, but his stinky sewer smell doesnt help. he doesnt apreciate anything i do and he duznt think overalls are sexy. i dont know how i should break it to him that i want a divorce bcuz and normal man would love to have me. i was thinking to throw my wedding ring down the bathroom sink "accidently" and clog it with some other stuff. that way when he goes to fix it, he finds the ring and i can tell him..see hunny..our marriage has gone down the drain. oh well. and this one needs a lawyer..not draino.
loool (thats my fav one)
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..i told u it was nasty.lool