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How To de-Fob now that you're in AMREEEKA!
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I saw this in the FOB_101 Village and thought it'd be funnier here. Enjoy........
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Some Basic Tips on how To de-Fob now that you're in AMERIKA!
By: Omar_amin
1- Think of it as absolute shirk and haram to let your jeans ride highter than your belly button!
2- No digital watch with dress shoes
3- 2 breath mints and a glass of water after any meal including curry! MANDATORY!
4- No white socks with dress slacks.
5-Do not drive in circles of your school parking lot bumping bhangra remixes
6- MAKE. You only "make dinner, your bed, and love" you do not "make homework or friendship" or anything else.
7-If you see a cute girl do not stare at her like a starving wolf salivating over a chicken bone....quick smile, maybe a hi, and dont stare at her chest.
8-Strip Clubs. Waste of Time..you get teased then let down. Save your cash
9-Deodarant! Use it religiously! Dont bathe in cologne and NO Old Spice! Try Axe Voodoo...
10- At the gym. Dont spend every other minute checking yourself out in the mirror.
11- If you over 18 and she wRiteZ liKE thiZ, dont even bother.
12- Throw away the Maxim. Read GQ, Esquire, or Mens Health.
13- No more Knight Ridder Bhangra
14- You cant pass for Italian. Don't try.
15- You cant be a hardcore thug and a mammas boy
16- Americans have no idea what cricket is
17- Take that ballroom dancing class. They always need guys and its a good base for getting some rhythmn
18- Dont try to race your corolla, unless its another corolla
19- Your Americans friends dont like when you abuse and piss off they're pets (Arab fob guys)
20- If you cram 8 paki guys in a seedy apartment in a bad part of town and order nothing but pizza, your neighbors will think your a sleeper cell. Get a cat or some potted plants....
21- FYI: Sunday is the reserved day for *most* desi and arab girls to play "family daughter" and stay at home so they can spend the other 6 days a week with relative freedom and milkin daddies wallet. So dont call them Sunday.
22- Make at least one friend that isnt an engineering major
23- DONT SHOP AT GAP! Try Express, Banana Republic, Kenneth Cole.
24. If you have a pot belly; NO TIGHT FITTING ARMANI EXCHANGE SHIRTS!
25. If your bad with names, write hers with a pen on your wrist while your out....
I saw this in the FOB_101 Village and thought it'd be funnier here. Enjoy........
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Some Basic Tips on how To de-Fob now that you're in AMERIKA!
By: Omar_amin
1- Think of it as absolute shirk and haram to let your jeans ride highter than your belly button!
2- No digital watch with dress shoes
3- 2 breath mints and a glass of water after any meal including curry! MANDATORY!
4- No white socks with dress slacks.
5-Do not drive in circles of your school parking lot bumping bhangra remixes
6- MAKE. You only "make dinner, your bed, and love" you do not "make homework or friendship" or anything else.
7-If you see a cute girl do not stare at her like a starving wolf salivating over a chicken bone....quick smile, maybe a hi, and dont stare at her chest.
8-Strip Clubs. Waste of Time..you get teased then let down. Save your cash
9-Deodarant! Use it religiously! Dont bathe in cologne and NO Old Spice! Try Axe Voodoo...
10- At the gym. Dont spend every other minute checking yourself out in the mirror.
11- If you over 18 and she wRiteZ liKE thiZ, dont even bother.
12- Throw away the Maxim. Read GQ, Esquire, or Mens Health.
13- No more Knight Ridder Bhangra
14- You cant pass for Italian. Don't try.
15- You cant be a hardcore thug and a mammas boy
16- Americans have no idea what cricket is
17- Take that ballroom dancing class. They always need guys and its a good base for getting some rhythmn
18- Dont try to race your corolla, unless its another corolla
19- Your Americans friends dont like when you abuse and piss off they're pets (Arab fob guys)
20- If you cram 8 paki guys in a seedy apartment in a bad part of town and order nothing but pizza, your neighbors will think your a sleeper cell. Get a cat or some potted plants....
21- FYI: Sunday is the reserved day for *most* desi and arab girls to play "family daughter" and stay at home so they can spend the other 6 days a week with relative freedom and milkin daddies wallet. So dont call them Sunday.
22- Make at least one friend that isnt an engineering major
23- DONT SHOP AT GAP! Try Express, Banana Republic, Kenneth Cole.
24. If you have a pot belly; NO TIGHT FITTING ARMANI EXCHANGE SHIRTS!
25. If your bad with names, write hers with a pen on your wrist while your out....
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